Today we are having a Vagina Tea Party over at my house. I think pretty much everyone is bringing over something red in theme to eat or drink.

I went over to Thrifty's and bought a lot of reddish/pink food to add and while I was standing in line the cashier noticed everyone buying the non-staple kind-of stuff - you know, chips, salsa, pop, and other junk. She asked us all - while her customer was fishing through his wallet for his credit card, if we were all planning a Super Bowl party. Everyone nodded and smiled but it was my opportunity to be proud of my vagina accomplishments. I boldly stated, loud enough for everyone to hear:

"Nah... I'm having a Vagina Party"

and proceeded to place things on the moving counter. Everything I put out was either red, pink, or in a red or pink container. People just watched all the things I was taking out of my basket.

It was fun, especially when the cashier told me she had bought tickets to the UVic production of the Vagina Monologues and that she might have a vagina party with her friends as well.

super-bowl, shmuper-bowl