Break-down of my day:

1:00AM: Go to bed, "I'll finish the paper tomorrow...."
3:00AM: Wake up to go pee
5:00AM: Wake up to go pee
6:00AM: Wake up... do I need to go pee? My God! The alarm is almost ready to go off! Look over to D and realize he has already woken up and is in the bath.
6:30AM: Grudgingly turn off alarm, resentful that I was awake when it went off. Look over to a wet D laying in bed looking at the reflection in the mirror of the sun rising. (He's such a natural morning person)
7:30AM: Realize that I'll miss the early bus to work
7:35AM: Start walking along the bus route, waiting for the 8AM bus to come around. It's such a great walk. Wish I had gone pee before leaving the house.
8:30AM: Work officially starts, I go pee.
8:30AM - 4:30PM: basically average a pee break about every 2 hours or so throughout the day
4:30PM: walk home from work, but take a pee break before leaving (smart)
6:00PM arrive home, rush up to take a pee
6:00PM - 12:00AM again, average a pee break about every two hours, even through a phone conversation with a unknowing friend of mine (the quiet pee)

Do you get my point?
I've started to call the little one "P" (pee) instead of "it" as this seems to be what I do all day while I think about the baby.