
How to Freak my Mum out (and make her laugh)
- by Franklin Kent
Climb the stairs all by myself
Try to stand all by myself in the middle of the room, without first holding on to anything, just boosting myself up...
Poke my fingers into my friend's eyes, ears and noses (this will also freak out my friend's Mums too)
Try to eat a spider
Yank on Kitty's tail - I don't know why this freaks her out, Kitty doesn't seem to mind
Try to unplug the bathtub but end up dunking myself repeatedly
Try to pull at the tablecloth - I want to see what's up there!
Play with lamp cords, computer cords, cords for the blinds, etc...
Try to taste all these yummy looking plants around here!
Stand up in my crib and shake the be-jesus out of it while trying to scramble over the side
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