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June 26, 2003
How to Freak my Mum

How to Freak my Mum out (and make her laugh)
- by Franklin Kent


  • Climb the stairs all by myself

  • Try to stand all by myself in the middle of the room, without first holding on to anything, just boosting myself up...

  • Poke my fingers into my friend's eyes, ears and noses (this will also freak out my friend's Mums too)

  • Try to eat a spider

  • Yank on Kitty's tail - I don't know why this freaks her out, Kitty doesn't seem to mind

  • Try to unplug the bathtub but end up dunking myself repeatedly

  • Try to pull at the tablecloth - I want to see what's up there!

  • Play with lamp cords, computer cords, cords for the blinds, etc...

  • Try to taste all these yummy looking plants around here!

  • Stand up in my crib and shake the be-jesus out of it while trying to scramble over the side



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