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January 16, 2006
None of you are going to read this

For some reason, my website is all fucked up.
I wanted to eliminate the profanity on a post a little while ago and lo and behold... it's still fucking there.

So I'm swearing like the fallen angel that my mother always feared I was.

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck

Nieces and Nephews, Mother-in-laws and proud Fathers, be damned.
My website is fucking broken and no one is answering my emails.

I was thinking of going to blogher this summer, but now I'm not so sure. I could have a free place to stay but then I'd be a loser and not do midnight shots with the cool kids. Then again, I've never been a cool kid so who am I kidding? I've only been the overly developed 9th grader that had older boyfriends but didn't know what to do with them - the boyfriends or the breasts.

You can't call me a slut.
You can, however, call me a tease.

Why would I go to blogher?!?
I hate blogging.
I really and truly do.

I think.

I just don't want to get there and clam up and say nothing and have people assume I'm a snotty chick that used to have bigger boobs than everyone else but who now has nothing to show for it but malfunctioning milk receptacles.

I'm just writing this now because I seem to have come to the conclusion that this weblog will never publish another word for me again.

It's all over folks.
None of you will read this.

(- but if you do... I'm truly, truly sorry)

Posted by Ada
Comments

I'm reading this and I am so offended. Ha! Glad to see you back. Oh, and the post above...It was a Swatch Watch. They were awesome!

Posted by: Michele @ 01.26.2006 8:47 PM | #

I think the F word is very special!

Posted by: Brenda @ 01.29.2006 5:21 PM | #

Well, I am reading this.
And I am going to BlogHer. And I will do shots at noon with you if you prefer. ;-)
Actually, there really wasn't a "cool group" that did stuff and then "the outsiders." For the most part, everyone hung with who ever was around and had a great time. And truth be told, many, many of the people that went (cool included) felt like you do before they actually got there.

Go! First shot is on me. And I won't EVEN make a comment about your malfunctioning milk receptacles that used to be the biggest boobs on campus.

Posted by: Jenn @ 01.30.2006 12:22 AM | #

shit, you are already cooler than me. showing up will make me feel uncool. why are we all so insecure?? yet! as Jenn says, when you are there, there is so much love and acceptance and nice. seriously. fucking come.

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